2007-02-18

Happy Chinese New Year!

But because this blog is more about Japan than China and since Japan has borrowed the Chinese Zodiac symbols, I'll take this opportunity to talk about the Asian Zodiac.

干支 (Eto) refers to the Chinese Zodiac symbols. Unlike the Western Zodiac which is divided into 12 months, the Asian Zodiac is divided into 12 years. Each year is named after an animal: the rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, rooster, dog and boar. It is said to have been adopted in Japan in 604, during the reign of Empress Suiko. This year is the Year of the Boar.


























Rat 鼠 (nezumi) --- Born 1996, 1984, 1972, 1960...People born in the year of the Rat are charming, honest, ambitious, and have a tremendous capacity for pursuing a course to its end. They will work hard for their goals. They are easily angered but maintain an outward show of control. They tend to dislike Mickey Mouse.















Ox 牛 (ushi) --- Born 1997, 1985, 1973, 1961...Ox People are patient, mentally alert and when required to speak are skilful. They have a gift for inspiring confidence in others. This allows them to achieve a great deal of success. They tend to enjoy being milked.















Tiger 寅 (tora) --- Born 1998, 1986, 1974, 1962...Tiger People are sensitive, stubborn, short-tempered, courageous, selfish and slightly mean, yet they are deep thinkers and are capable of great sympathy for those they are close to and love. Clubber Lang hates those with the Eye of the Tiger.















Rabbit 兎 (usagi) --- Born 1999, 1987, 1975, 1963...Rabbit People are the most fortunate. They are smooth talkers, talented, ambitious, virtuous and reserved. They have exceedingly fine taste and regarded with admiration and trust. They often say, "What's Up, Doc?"















Dragon 竜 (tatsu) --- Born 2000, 1988, 1976, 1964...Dragon People are healthy, energetic, excitable, short-tempered and stubborn. However, they are honest, sensitive, brave and can inspire trust in most anyone. They are the most peculiar of the 12 signs of the Zodiac cycle. Mickey Rourke made this Year famous.















Snake 蛇 (hebi) --- Born 2001, 1989, 1977, 1965...People born in the year of the Snake are deep thinkers, speak very little and possess tremendous wisdom. They are fortunate in money matters and will always be able to obtain it. They are determined in what they do and hate to fail. Snake People should never travel on a plane with Samuel Jackson.















Horse 午 (uma) --- Born 2002, 1990, 1978, 1966...Horse People are skillful in paying compliments and talk too much. They are skillful with money and handle finances well. They are quick thinkers, wise and talented. Horse people anger easily and are very impatient. One of the more talkative Horse People would be Mr. Ed.















Sheep 羊 (hitsuji) --- Born 2003, 1991, 1979, 1967 Sheep People are elegant, highly accomplished in the arts, passionate about nature. At first glance, they seem to be better off than the people born in other years. They are deeply religious and passionate in whatever they do and believe in. Sheepish People should never wear Wolf's clothing.















Monkey 申 (saru) --- Born 2004, 1992, 1980, 1968...Monkey People are the erratic geniuses of the Zodiac cycle. They are clever and skillful in grand-scale operations and are smart when making financial deals. They are inventive, original and are able to solve the most difficult problems with ease. Monkey people often have a Majikal gift for music.















Rooster 酉 (tori) --- Born 2005, 1981, 1969...Rooster People born in the year of the Rooster are deep thinkers and are always busy and devoted to their work. Rooster people have a habit of speaking out directly whenever they have something on their minds. Rooster People should avoid cock fights.















Dog 戌 (inu) --- Born 2006, 1982, 1970, 1958...Dog People have all the fine qualities of human nature. They have a sense of duty and loyalty, they are extremely honest and always do their best in their relationship with other people. Dog people inspire confidence in others and know how to keep secrets. I am a Dog and all of the above is true except for the keeping of secrets. Tell me anything and it'll be on this blog within minutes.















Boar 猪 (inoshishi) --- Born 2007, 1983, 1971, 1959...People born in the year of the Boar are brave. They have tremendous inner strength which no one can overcome. They display great honesty. They are short-tempered, yet hate to quarrel or have arguments. They are affectionate and kind to their loved ones. Boar people should avoid talking to people for they are dull and witless. If you are a BOARing man this year you are a 年男 (toshi-otoko) and if a BOARing woman, you're a 年女 (toshi-onna).

The ancestor of the farmer's pig, the wild boar roams the forests of all of Japan, excluding Hokkaido. It was called 山鯨 (yamakujira = whale of the mountain forest) in the old days.

During the Edo period, people started eating the meat of wild boar and called it 牡丹 (botan = peony). The meat of deer was called 紅葉 (momiji = maple leaf)" and that of the horses was 桜 (sakura = cherry blossoms). In this way the pious Buddhists could pretend to eat as vegetarians.

牡丹鍋 (Botan-nabe) is a stewpot dish of wild boar's meat and vegetables in a broth. The thin slices of raw meat are beautifully arranged on a large plate in the shape of a peony flower. Boar's meat is highly nutritious, and remains soft even after a long boiling. Wild boar's meat becomes most fatty and tasty between November and February, the coldest period in a year.

猪突猛進 (Chototsu-moushin) means "to rush recklessly to one's goal without thinking (like a wild boar runs)."

2007-02-16

Sew What?!

Yesterday I participated in a Buddhist ceremony called 涅槃え (Nehane). (Heavy Metal fans would delight to know that it translates as "Nirvana!") Lots of eerie chanting backed up by two more priests pounding on a funky wooden drum (木魚 mokugyo) and a bell (鐘 kane). It was pretty creepy but, with the incense burning and monotonic warbling, was enlightening.

The background was decorated with a very cool tapestry, surrounded by flower bouquets, candles and offerings of grapefruits and 餅 (mochi=rice cakes).

All in all, a very pleasant way to kill an afternoon.

2007-02-14

My Funny Valentine.

Before retiring for the evening, I'd like to share my favourite anecdote about today's Patron Saint, Valentine. Set your Wayback machine to the 3rd century for a little blurb about: St. Valentine, a Roman who was martyred for refusing to give up Christianity. He died on February 14, 269 A.D., the same day that had been devoted to love lotteries. Legend also says that St. Valentine left a farewell note for the jailer's daughter, who had become his friend, and signed it "From Your Valentine". Other aspects of the story say that Saint Valentine served as a priest at the temple during the reign of Emperor Claudius. Claudius then had Valentine jailed for defying him. In 496 A.D., Pope Gelasius set aside February 14th to honour St. Valentine.

Those very love lotteries mentioned above would often entail choosing a potential lover's name from a hat and then pinning that name upon your garment. Thus the etymology of the term, "Wearing one's heart on one's sleeve." But another cool ditty from that time involves taking an apple, grasping it by the stem and twisting it. With each rotation of the pomme, say the name of a potential paramour and the name you state when the リンゴ ringo breaks off from the stem will be the person you will marry. Let's try an example using some Japanese names, shall we. Yuka, Yukari, Yukiko, Yuko, Yumiko, Yukari, Yusaku and SNAP!! it breaks off and "I LOVE YUU!" So I am destined to marry a girl named Yuu. NOTE: This was only a demonstration, should any of the girls I just picked from my phone book (especially those named, Yuu) feel that I am under any legal obligation to marry them, please consult my lawyers first. By the way, if you take that same apple and vivisect it in two, the exposed seeds from the resulting slice will be identical to the amount of kids you'll spawn.

The following picture is taken from the Simpsons 2007 Mini Calendar for the month of February. I'm involved in at least 9 of these types of love...

Happy 68th Anniversary of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre!

Don't get me wrong. I like the crass commercialism of Valentine's Day as much as the next guy. Sure, I'm single but I'm not SAD.

Valentine's in Japan is actually a pretty good deal for guys. Men are the recipients of the presents and the women do the giving. Today, I got a box of Chocolates from one older teacher, a smaller box of yummy chocos from a group of women (who gave the same box to every male teacher) and a bottle of Strawberry liqueur from the music teacher. Pretty sweet deal.

Over here, 義理 (giri = obligation) is a concept that we Westerners don't quite fathom. Whether you like your boss/ coworkers/ brothers/ fathers/ teachers or other male figures in your life or not, women are obliged to buy chocolates (チョコ=choko) for them at often great expense to themselves. Next month on "White Day", the tables get turned and males reciprocate their gifts to women, but you'll have to wait a month for that story. Alas, the only gifts I got today were of the giri kind. The other type of chocos that women give out are 本命 (honmei=favourite) that are given to their significant other. Or 友達チョコ tomo-choco that they give to friends (tomodachi=friend).

This Saturday, I have a date with a woman I met last Friday and spent all night chatting with her. We'll see if I get giri or honmei then...wish me luck!

Happy SAD!

Singles Awareness Day (SAD) is a humorous holiday celebrated on February 14. It serves as an alternative to Valentine's Day for people who are single and can't participate in Valentine's activities.

To take this theme further, in Japan, 死ね死ね団 (= shineshine dan) is a club against lovers or couples. The idea comes from the manga Ping-Pong Club. (行け!稲中卓球部 = Ike! Inachu takkyu-bu) In this manga, one of the members betrayed their fellow table-tennis team members and went on a date with a girl. Therefore, the other team members formed the "Lovers go die" club and tried to break up the couple.

For some reason, riding a giant Panda has something to do with 死ね死ね団.






This video is the ending theme for the kid's show, "Rainbow Man". More on that later...



Shine-Shine-dan Theme”
Sung by: ‘Cat's Eyes and Young Fresh’

2007-02-12

From the Ashes...


折り紙 =Origami is the art of paper folding. Traditional Japanese origami, has been practiced since the Edo era (1603-1867), and the predominant origami paper used in Japan is 和紙 (washi). Personally, I have a hard time wrapping a present without getting a paper cut, but my students can whip off a paper crane in a few seconds.



This paper-folding wizard, Satoshi Kamiya (born 1981) is one of the most advanced origami masters in the world. From the time he learned origami at age two, Satoshi has made hundreds of origami models, (like this dragon) basing many of his models on Japanese manga episodes.
Check out some more of his work at:
origami






And to watch him in action, check out this video. Sure it's all in Japanese, but it's fairly easy to follow. The timer clicks off the number of folds (over 1300) and he took over 10 hours to complete it. You should be able to figure out what it is by this post's title.

2007-02-11

Happy National Foundation Day!


建国記念日 or kenkoku kinen-bi is the day where Japanese celebrate the founding of its nation and the Imperial family line by the mythical first emperor, Jimmu. Emperor 神武天皇 (Jinmu Tenno which means "divine might") is a direct descendant of 天照 (Amaterasu), the sun goddess who was born from the left eye of イザナギ or 伊弉諾 (Izanagi) as he purified himself in a river. He and his spouse イザナミ or 伊弉冉尊 (Izanami) bore many islands, deities, and forefathers of Japan. When Izanami died in childbirth, Izanagi tried (but failed) to retrieve her from 黄泉 (Yomi), the underworld where the dead go to dwell and apparently rot indefinitely. Once one has eaten at the hearth of Yomi it is impossible to return to the land of the living. In the cleansing rite after his return, he begot Amaterasu (the sun goddess) from his left eye, 月読の命 (Tsukuyomi, the moon god) from his right eye, and 須佐之男命 (Susanoo, the tempest or storm god) from his nose.

Yomi is comparable to Hades or hell and the story of Izanagi and Izanami has close parallels to the Greek Myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, but it also has a major difference. When Izanagi looks prematurely at his wife, he beholds her monstrous and hellish state and she is shamed and enraged. She pursues him in order to kill him. She fails to do so, but promises to kill a thousand of his people every day. Izanagi retorts that a thousand and five hundred will be born every day. Perhaps this is where the Health Minister got his idea that women are "baby machines."

Above are pictured Zimmu and Amaterasu in Meiji (1868-1912) prints. They are pretty funky, don't you think? What does NFD mean to present day Japanese and to me? Not too much, but we get the day off tomorrow! WooHoo!

2007-02-08

He-ah, he-ah, my he-ah, he-ah!


I just saw a very disturbing trailer for a new Japanese horror movie called エクステ (EXTE). It wasn't the horror of the hair extensions that kill young girls that I found odd, the disturbing part was the song sung by the lead kook, (大杉漣 Ren Osugi). If you go to the homepage and click on the trailers, go to the second trailer.











The first one is a little creepy, but the second one is hilariously creepy.
go to EXTE for details, but here is that dopey trailer for you:




It stars one of my favourite young actresses, Chiaki Kuriyama, whom you may know better as GoGo Yubari in Kill Bill. I've also seen her on a tv series, エコエコアザラク(Eko Eko Azarak=Wizard of Darkness), in movies: 呪怨 (Ju-on=The Grudge), バトル・ロワイアル (Batoru Rowaiaru=Battle Royale) and 妖怪大戦争 (Yokai Daisenso=The Great Yokai War) and tons of commercials.

Unfortunately this movie won't be released in Sendai, so I may have to venture out of town to go see it. But it looks like it'll be a really hairy flick.

Nerd Alert.


 www.be-dumb.com

I can't guarantee that the character in this video won't show up to tomorrow's party, but if he were to do so, I promise to keep him away from the DJ booth.

2007-02-07

Love is in the Air,


which means it's Echophonyk Valen-time! Yes, on Friday, February 9th from 9:00 at Shaft, the Echo guys and gals will be spinning the melodious mellow tones that they've come to be known for. Expect a bit o' funk and a lot o' love coming up this Friday.

Check out this nifty flyer created by ex-Echo DJ Mark Saito.(Click on the pic to embiggen it.) For more yummy Saito goodies, go here: Saito
















For those of you in the Sendai area but don't know where the heck Shaft is, take a peak at this map or head over to their website.
Shaft


For some other sites of interest, try:
echophonyk
or contact
Mixture OR Mixtures
for details.

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A Rose By Any Other Name...


Here's a few minutes of the "Rose of Versailles" anime. If you like it, click the little YouTube box in the corner of the clip after you've finished.

2007-02-06

The Peasants are Revolting!


"You can say that again." This is a Wizard of Id cartoon I remember from my youth and it came to mind at the end of Marie Antoinette, Sofia Coppola's latest movie of the eponymous Queen of France. I wasn't expecting much to a packed house of young women (and one other guy whose girlfriend had dragged him along) but a few minutes into it, I began to really enjoy it and was content throughout. Of course, I was the only one snickering at some of the lines, and I especially loved Rip Torn as the King and his affair with the sultry minx, Asia Argento. Kirsten was lovely, though in one scene when crying, I wasn't sure if she was sobbing or giggling.

It is up for Best Costumes this year, and though it has competition from other period pieces, it is a definite contender. My only qualm about the movie is that everyone is eating constantly and there's not a fatty in the bunch! (Wasn't Louis XVI supposed to be chubby?) I don't recommend this as "drink a lot of beers and hoot & holler" type of guys movie, but if you must take your girlfriend/ spouse/ mistress to see a flick this Valentine's, you could do much worse.

It also has a great classical/operatic score and a kick-ass soundtrack with some pop-punk tunes by Bow Wow Wow ("I've Got Candy" and "Fools Rush In"), Siouxsie & The Banshees ("Hong Kong Garden")and Adam & The Ants ("Kings of the Wild Frontier".)

Oh yeah, my date, Motoko, was never lovelier, even with the toothache.






Did you know that there was a Manga/ Anime series back in the early seventies called: "The Rose of Versailles" (ベルサイユのばら Berusaiyu no bara), also known as Lady Oscar, by Riyoko Ikeda, which is one of the best-known titles in 少女のマンが (shōjo manga manga for young girls) all about "Marie"?
Well, now you do!

2007-02-03

Time To Play...

Spot the Mikie!

It's the hottest sensation that's sweeping the nation! In the following photos, you will find a school photo of your humble poster-boy. Your job is to try and Spot the Mikie amongst the other children. Do you understand the rules? OKAY... Let's go!!















Photo 1: Kindergarten '64, Regency Acres in Aurora, Ont. Where's Mikie?











#2: Grade 1 '65. To improve the odds, there are actually two children named Michael Jones in this pic. Can you find both Mikies?















Now we move to Central Public School in Brampton, Ont. for Grade 2-3 In Canada's Centennial year with the lovely Miss Stroud. Hard to believe she never got married.













The next picture was Grade 4 whose teacher was Mrs. Ricketts (nee Hansen), quite the knockout!


















More of a challenge for you is Grade 5 since our school was too cheap to spring for colour that year. A hint is that Mikie has a Superman-curl thing going.













Check out those funky hairdos happening for Grade 6. This is where Mikie began to excel at the Shortest Kid in the Class competition.














Grade 7 at Central Public School was an unmemorable year. Sorry, no choice anecdotes, except that it's the final year for CPS.














Grade 8 was Mikie's only year at Agnes Taylor before High School. Also 1st row, far left was Laurie L*gg*, Mikie's first crush and subsequent humiliation. No bitterness held, but she did get Mono and was never seen again.

How did YOU score?

Who loves ya baby?


Obviously this guy hasn't learned to embrace his inner bald man. One of my spies in Tokyo found this pic for me and the poor guy either needs to get a stronger toupee adhesive or to stop getting so hammered on cheap Japanese whiskey.

Here is a man who knows what it is to be bald and beautiful. (Alas, I am cursed with a full head of hair, albeit a graying head.)



Afternoon of Remembrance.


Today in Hollywood, there will be a memorial service for all those greats of animation who have passed on in the past year. There's many names I don't recognize up for tribute, but I have mentioned a few of them, mainly: Joe Barbera, Alex Toth and Iwao Takamoto.

"Oni wa soto! Fuku wa uchi!"



鬼は外! 福は内! is a phrase shouted throughout the land in order to cleanse one's house of demons. Setsubun (節分) is an annual festival held on Feb. 3rd to celebrate Lunar New Year's Eve. (It corresponds in time to yesterday's post on Groundhog's day which is also celebrated as Candlemas or the halfway point between Winter and Spring.) Families gather round the front of their residence and shout, "鬼は外! 福は内!" while the male head of the household dons his 鬼 (oni) mask while scattering roasted beans or unshelled peanuts (豆まき=mame-make or bean-scattering ceremony).




Here in Sendai, it's traditional to eat a long uncut 巻き鮨 (maki-zushi rolled up sushi) and this year it is quite fortuitous if you stand facing a North-North-Westerly direction while doing so.



In rural areas, look out for a rather gruesome custom, which is to eat grilled sardines and stick the heads on sticks with holly outside your front door to frighten away any demons trying to enter. (Mmmm. fish heads!)

Watchtower time.

I'm watching the NHL All-Star game (actually playing bridge on my pc while it blares in the background...nice uniforms, not much substance), when my inattentiveness was interrupted by my ringing doorbell. This can only be (a) NHK looking to collect their fee which no one in Japan pays, (b) some old guy selling subscriptions to various all-nihongo newspapers or (c) the Jehovah Witness flogging their path to enlightenment. (c) won the draw this morning and, as usual, it's one really nice-looking babe and one minger (less than attractive babe). They tried to sell their wares in their broken but well-intentioned English, but one time I should invite them in to my Den of Iniquity, which should scare them off and maybe I'll get put on some "Beware of the Crazy Gaijin" list.

2007-02-02

Let It Snow!



This morning, I woke up to the fluffy stuff coming down in droves. I decided to ditch the bike routine and walk to school (it looked a little slippery) and clicked these two pics of the school before entering those hallowed walls of learning.






Tomorrow there will be a famous Japanese ritual carried out to prevent demons from entering your home (wait until tomorrow for the post.) So I decided to perform a famous Canadian ritual, it may not prevent demons, but it does look angelic.

How Much Ground...

How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

Happy Groundhog's Day to my North American buddies. I hope Wiarton Willy is good to you and he doesn't see his shadow. It's snowing pretty heavily over here, so the prospects of shadow-boxing are slim which means a short winter for us!

2007-02-01

I Wish I Were an OSCAR Meyer Winner.


Now that the frenzy of National Gorilla Suit Day has died down and since we're in the middle of Admissions testing AND I have all my work done, it's time for a little post I'd like to call:

MY OSCAR PICKS & PREDICTIONS (including any Japanese or Canadian connections.)












First up, the Host: Ellen Degenerate (ooh, you know this will be snide when someone calls her that!) Don't really like her. Saw her backstage at some awards show a few years ago and found her to be extremely un-funny. But she does have a popular Day-time talk show and others seem to find her amusing, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. Prediction: several lame jokes about the Trump-Rosie feud. Oh, and maybe (just maybe) there'll be a joke about speeches going on too long!

Best Motion Picture of the Year

First we have Babel. Haven't seen it and don’t know much about it. But it has goats, many different settings and, from what I’ve heard, a startling performance by Rinko Kikuchi. It’s up for 7 nominations, so I’m sure it’ll win something...I’m hoping it's Rinko for Supporting Actress. It won the Golden Globe (GGs) for Best Drama and it gets an extra point on my likeability meter for having a character named “Mike Jones” in it.

Next up is The Departed. Scorcese's latest gangsta flick is a remake of the HK flick, Infernal Affairs (which is a great title...the “Departed” refers to Catholics who spend time in Purgatory, sort of lost on all us Protestant boys & girls.) Nice cast, Leo, Matt, Jack & Mark plus several Sopranos rejects. I hope to see it tonight and maybe my enthusiasm will be increased threefold for it, but Best Picture...nah. But they'd better emulate the GGs and give the Director nod to Marty before he starts doing Family films.

Letters from Iwo Jima is my personal pick for best pic. I’ve commented on it before, and suffice to say, I loved it. Good acting, cinematography, sound, FX, etc., not a snoozing moment throughout. Could have used a few more wacky Japanese jokes. The best running gag is about the Sergeant who couldn't blow himself up.


I saw Little Miss Sunshine on the plane and it had shocked the heck out of me that I'd enjoy it so much. I don't think it ever came to theaters over here and if it did, it disappeared quickly. I suspect the Japanese title will be renamed “Little Miss Fattie”. I liked Arkin and the dad, Kinnear, but the daughter was outstanding. She's nominated for Best Supporting but should be up for Best Actress.




And finally, The Queen. I thought it might be a biopic for Scott Thompson, but it appears to be about some Majesty they have over in England. I like Frears as a director and Helen Mirren and James Cromwell are swell actors, but I think this one has too much competition to win. If it does scrape out a win, it'll probably be released here, otherwise it'll be Arthouse fare in a tiny Shibuya theater. (Remind me to give you a Princess Di anecdote sometime.)

つづく (to be continued...)

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