Hockey Hall of Fame Quiz!

I cross-checked out the Hockey Hall of Fame yesterday (for FREE, thanks Phil) and thought I'd offer up a quiz about some of the photos that I took. Winner will receive the latest programme from the Hall! (Wrong answers won't end you up in the Penalty Box.)

Question 1. (1 point) Whose gloves are these?)

Question 2-11. (1 point) Can you name the following players? (Hint: click on the pic to enlarge it to the size of Eddie Shack's nose.)

Question 12. (1 point) What contribution did this young lass make to the sport of kings?

Question 13-30. (2 points) Name as many of the following cups that you can and the reason they are presented. (Bonus point if you can name the most recent recipient.)

Question 31. (1 point)
What contribution did this gentleman make to the world of hockey?

Question 32-33. (1 point) Who won the Gold during the following two Olympic games?

Question 34. (4 points) Who did it, when was it, where was it and what is the significance of the "Lucky Loonie"?

Question 35. (1 point) As you can see, the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup 4 times between 1961 & 1967. How many times have they won the Cup since then?

Question 36. (1 point) What is the significance of 802?

Question 37. (10 bonus points) Add a caption to the following picture:

UPDATE:
We have a winner! Mr. Robert "BigBob" Browning of Toronto, Ontario chimed in with answers to all but two of the above. Due to my precarious numbering system, it's hard to tell which two but I think it's the final trophy, #30 (Frank "King" Clancy Memorial Trophy) and #31 on Shoitchi Tomita!
Robert wrote: "Quiz Answers 1. Gordie Howe 2. Mario Lemieux 3. Bobby Hull 4. King Clancy 5. Bobby Orr 6. Wayne Gretzky 7. Johnny Bower 8. Frank Mavolich 9. Guy Lafleur 10. Lanny Macdonald 11. Maurice Richard 12. Women's Hockey 13. Stanley Cup 14. Stanley Cup (Original) 15 Vezina Trophy (Best Goalie) 16. Clarence Campbell Bowl (Team winning the Campbell Conference) 17. Prince of Wales Trophy (Team winning the Wales Conference) 18. Conn Smythe (MVP in the playoffs) 19. Hart (MVP regular season) 20. Ted Lindsay 21. James Norris (best defensemen) 22. Calder Trophy (best rookie) (Tyler Myers, Buffalo) 23. Jennings Trophy (lowest goal against average) 24. Bill Masterson (service to the community) 25. Frank Selke (best defensive forward) 26. Maurice Richard (most goals) (Sidney Crosby & Steven Stamkos) 27. Art Ross (most scoring points ) (one of the Sedin brothers) 28. Lester Pearson 29. Lady Byng Trophy (most gentlemanly player) 30. ? 31. ? 32. USSR 33. Czech Republic 34. From the 2002 Winter Olympics at Salt Lake City. The coin was planted at center ice of the hockey rink. It's called the "Lucky Loonie" because Canada's men team won the gold medal for the first times in 50 years. 35. Zero 36. The number of goals Wayne Gretzy scored in the NHL (regular season). 37. Which one in this photo is not his actual size."
Honourable mention goes out to the only other respondent who answered the final question only with, "Why don't you pick on someone your own size, Mike." Thanks, Iris.
BigBob, your programme is in the mail (though I'll probably just hand it to you on Friday.) (Hmmm. Is there such a thing as a Hockey Otaku? A Hotaku?)

Hockey Heroes.

This is just a little bit unbelievable, but we have now been given The Guardian Legion, a group of NHL inspired comic creations from the mind of Stan Lee. The Guardian 30 Matchup allows you to vote on your favourites.



Here's a rundown on the Canadian teams starting with my favourite Swamp Thing clone,

The Maple Leaf...a giant walking and talking maple tree who is an immovable object that can grow exponentially larger at will. The Maple Leaf is the largest of all the Guardians. A fact made more obvious when he "grows" infinitely larger as the need arises. His body is composed entirely of wood; essentially he is a living breathing maple tree. Large roots that shoot from his feet enable him to secure himself to any surface by penetrating and forming a foothold. His branches can stretch from his forearms allowing him to snatch up the enemy or grasp innocent victims in harm's way. He fires sticky "sap" bombs from his fingertips that trap his opponents like an insect in amber.
On top of all of this, the Maple Leaf has the super ability of chlorokinesis, basically allowing him to communicate with the plant world. The Maple Leaf, or "Trunk" as the rest of the Guardians know him, is one of the funniest of the Guardians. Always quick with a joke or a sarcastic barb, the Maple Leaf often disarms his opponents by bringing levity to tense situations. Don't let the funny man routine fool you though, because when angered this Guardian can be particularly brutal, and this is no laughing matter.

Next up, reminding me a bit like Jack Kirby's The Black Racer on skates instead of skis is "The Canadien", Legendary protector of Quebec. He controls power absorption and magnification. "The Canadien" is a ladies' man, culturally refined and quite simply the best at everything he's ever attempted. He expects to win in everything he does and the other Guardians love and respect him. He's fiercely independent and marches to the beat of his own drum.
He has jets strapped to his boots, inside the housing of the boots he has both hockey blades (for travelling across ice) and in-line skates (for everything else) that, when he fires off his rocket boots allow him to zip around town at incredible speeds. The Canadien has the ability of both Power Augmentation and Power Absorption, meaning he can copy the powers of any of the other Guardians as long as he's within a few miles of them. Through the use of Power Augmentation, the Canadien can also enhance the powers of his Guardian teammates. Just as in the NHL, all the teams are excellent in their own unique way, but all of them are made a little more valuable by the presence of the Montreal Canadien.

The next Guardian looks a little foppish to me, reminiscent not so much of a killer whale but rather a blue dolphin, Vancouver's The Canuck is the resident guardian sage. He controls the element of rain and uses focused sonar blasts as a weapon. "The Canuck" is tough, he's fearless and he is not afraid of physical work. In look, he is mostly human, combined with certain attributes of a killer whale. He has a massive cape attached to his waist that possesses the ability of shape shifting. The Canuck cannot fly but he can propel himself out of the water to great heights. Like all aquatic mammals, the Canuck uses a hyper sensitive form of Echo Location that enables him to track enemies at sea. The Canuck has two main super abilities - first is a form of natural empathy in which he can summon rain and during the ensuing rainstorm he can fashion the resulting downpour into any number of offensive or defensive weapons. He also has the power of summoning which he uses to call his whale friends to his aid when necessary. Hidden in the Canuck's wrist guards and boots are retractable spikes that assist him in maneuvering through the treetops. It's an odd sight watching this half killer whale character bounding through the trees but it's completely natural to this most contrarian of Guardians.

Edmonton's, the Oiler is the roughneck protector of the Great White North. He controls wintery weather patterns and oil manipulation. "The Oiler" is serious in a way that only a guy living on the outskirts of the most northern Canadian metropolis can be. He's gritty and tough like the roughneck oilrig workers he mostly associates with. He loves getting his hands dirty and not only doesn't he shy away from hard, physical work, he relishes it. He spends a majority of his time roaming the Northwest Territories. He's most happy when he's exploring the vast northern wilderness. He does have a lighter side although his superhero buddies don't always get his quirky sense of humor. He's a modern day Cain constantly searching for the wisdom that he's certain the frozen north has to offer. In stature you'd be hard pressed to find a more impressive Guardian. He's a 10 and a half-foot tall and 950-pound mountain of muscle. Whether it's blasting bad guys with torrents of energized oil, engulfing them in a horrendous blizzard or crushing through concrete walls, the Oiler is one devastating Guardian.

From our capital city, Ottawa, we get The Senator, half man, half god, all superhero with the heart of a gladiator and the soul of an inspirational leader. The Senator is a descendent of the Roman God Jupiter (the God of Thunder), who is the father of Mars, who in turn, is the father of Romulus and Remus (the legendary founders of Rome). The Senator loves action and could never subject himself to a life without risk. As a young man he sold himself into slavery in order to join the ranks of the gladiators. He became the most feared gladiator of the Roman Empire and his bravery is what allowed him to become a Centurion and later a member of the Senate. His skills as a leader were unequalled and the Roman people often referred to him as THE Senator, even though he was obviously one of many, and is the reason for the Guardian name he takes today. He has managed to keep himself alive for over 2,000 years making him the oldest of the Guardians.

Calgary's, The Lame Flamer Flame controls the element of fire. Using flaming eye blasts, lava balls from his fingers, he can even create a flaming stampede. The Flame is deeply affected by the people of Calgary - he has a strong sense of pride in his city and he takes his position as a representative of Calgary very seriously. As a result of Calgary being a young city, and one of the most ethnically and culturally diverse cities in Canada, the Flame has a personality that is multifaceted. One of the Flame's favorite hobbies is snow skiing, which is ironic considering he's comprised primarily of fire. He has a true passion for hockey, which leads him to be an ambassador for the sport. The Flame is completely resistant to heat and possesses the ability of pyrokinesis. He has the ability to generate heat and flame in his bare hands and can launch fireballs at his enemies. He can also focus flaming lasers from his eyes to melt a specific object or blow a hole through a steel door, concrete wall or bulletproof glass. He possesses wings made entirely of flames that enable him to scorch his way through the sky.

This promises to be either one of the most awesome or the lamest All Star Games ever!!

Nielson Ratings.

I'm a tad late to the Blogosphere on the demise of Leslie Nielson though I did link to Forbidden Planet on my FB page.



Leslie Nielson has a great pedigree, his father Ingvard Eversen Nielsen, was a Danish-born Constable in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, his older brother, Erik Nielsen was Deputy Prime Minister of Canada during the 1980s and his half-uncle, Jean Hersholt, was also an actor. How did such a prodigious person end up as such a deadpan actor? It's thanks to his ease at passing gas.



We also lost director Irvin Kershner this week, the best thing to come along to Star Wars since Yoda. I spoke at great length about Empire last May, so you'll have to hit that month's daily SW posts to learn more. Apart from Robocop 2 and Never Say Never Again, I haven't seen that many of his movies. What I have seen have been excellent though!



No other Hollywood celeb passed on this week, so I'll draw from the Hockey world and comment on former Leafs' coach, Pat Burns, who was laid to rest today. During the funeral, some ghouls broke into his widow's car and stole several items of memorabilia that were up for auction. What a bunch of wankers!!

Oh Kanada!

Hey, ya know it's the 120th Anniversary of the tune, Oh Canada? It's undergone a few changes in lyrics over the years and these days it's only sung at sporting events and Summit meetings, but I remember the days when it used to be broadcast in Public School and prior to watching a flick at the Odeon in downtown Brampton. We'd get our Anthem, a few ads for lobby snacks, a great NFB short such as The Big Snit some previews and the movie.

These days the Anthem gets booed at hockey games, but I'd like to see anyone boo this cool rendition sung in Cree! (It's okay if you boo the Calgary Flames, just not the singer.)



I've sung the tune as part of a lesson, at Rakuten Eagles games (they won again tonight!) and in various stages of drunkenness in innumerable locales.

I would wager though that you have never heard it quite like this with trilingual (English, French and Japanese) lyrics...



You may now sit down again and go back to your daily lives.

Coffee Caps.

You can find hot or cold canned coffee sold via vending machines on every street corner or in the innumerable Conbini throughout the country but I don't really like the swill. I do buy the stuff though, when there is a cap on top with a toy inside.

For example, Georgia coffee celebrated the 50th anniversary of 少年マガジン (Shonen Magazine) with funky Gold, Silver or Blue coins depicting their more famous creations. I managed to choke down 9 of these beverages before I gave up my quest.




















These mini キン肉マン or "Kinnikuman" wrestling figures are fairly cute, albeit the positions in which they are wrasslin' are of a questionable nature! I managed to acquire the entire set but I had to swallow quite a few brew to do so.






I have never gone Wii nor even owned any Mario-games, though in the Arcade, that's another story.








I only got two of these Yamato battleships because you had to buy two coffees in order to obtain one! Though the coffees are bitter, these are very sweet...










I never played with Transformers as a youngun nor did I ever watch the cartoon (I know-Blasphemy!) But I did pick up a handful of these mini reproductions of them.






I'll cap off this post with a shoutout to the Chicago Blackhawks who have a good chance of winning Lord Stanley this week. I fervently hope that Philly Phlyers manage to tie up the series because I have to work on Thursday morning when it'll be aired over here. A game 7, I'd be able to watch over the weekend!

Here Come the BlackHawks!