Open It Quietly!
I don't really know what this is, but it's sold in the 100 shops so the price is right! I'm off to meet an old colleague of Alex's and hoist a few and we'll open it at our little soiree. I'll keep you posted of its contents but it appears to be the hand of a Kappa!
I'm a little worried for I don't know the state of health of our guest, Franz. I hope he doesn't have a heart condition!