Who Is My Boss?

Since the demise of the Star Wars franchise, the stars have fallen upon hard times like the rest of us and need to make ends meet somehow. Our favourite Jedi has been forced (see what I did there?) to become a shill for Docomophones. One can see his visage on huge billboards and in the shops throughout the country.

As you can see, he's done a couple of enigmatic ads. I always thought the Emperor was his boss, but I suspect they had a falling out. He has graced the cover of the last few NTT Docomo promo mags.

I'm almost ready to switch, they've offered him up as a Phone Strap so you can dangle him every time you make a call. Cool! Now, if they could only get his voice as a ring tone, I'm sold!