Marry, Marry, Quite Contrary.
I've got some new Engrish for you. I picked up a five-pack of tissues entitled ニュー リトル マリー (New Little Marry) the other day. My constant allergies cause me to go through a considerable amount of tissues and since these were on sale, I couldn't resist the cutsie design and catch-phrases.
"Bird is wet, and me too. Rain...Rain. It's Rain every." and "It's rain my way today still!!" It's been a relatively dry Autumn, but in April and May, these statements couldn't be more true.
"When rainbow is hang over the sky. We are very happy every time."
I like the sentiment, if not the grammar.