Marry, Marry, Quite Contrary.

I've got some new Engrish for you. I picked up a five-pack of tissues entitled ニュー リトル マリー (New Little Marry) the other day. My constant allergies cause me to go through a considerable amount of tissues and since these were on sale, I couldn't resist the cutsie design and catch-phrases.



"Bird is wet, and me too. Rain...Rain. It's Rain every." and "It's rain my way today still!!" It's been a relatively dry Autumn, but in April and May, these statements couldn't be more true.

"When rainbow is hang over the sky. We are very happy every time."

I like the sentiment, if not the grammar.