Shoggoth's Old Peculiar.
I'd been working on another post of great amusement to one and all but then my scanner decided to malfunction. It'll have to wait until another day.
So instead, what was once going to be an addendum now becomes the lead. It's H.P Lovecraft's birthday today. Though I have no books of his available over here, I did recently read Neil Gaiman's Smoke and Mirrors. Among other very cool short stories, there is one in particular written about a traveller who comes across Wilf & Seth, a pair of Cthulhu enthusiasts who speak a lot like Pete & Dud. I highly recommend the collection to sate your taste for the macabre.