When you think of all the Disneyfied Fairy Tales, Cinderella, Snow White and their ilk, you have these relatively normal young lasses (albeit with a shoe or dwarf fetish). Japanese tales often take a different spin.
Case in point this story of a new bride. I won't bother translating it for you (mainly because I can't do it justice) but I suspect that you'll catch on to the story. The title says it all, へっこきよめさ or "The Farting Young Wife".
Pretty cute, eh? You can find several other pictures of our flatulent fiancee here.
This cute animation tells a different version of the above (or skip to the 3:24 mark for the toot.)
This is a brief snippet of the story...
This has been a Chinese New Year's present for you all.