I scream, you scream; we all scream for...
Mmmm. Yummy! (Sarcastic catch-phrases are my creation.)
Shark Fin Noodle Ice Cream (Fukahire Ramen Aisu): Wrap your Jaws around this treat!
Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream (Basashi Aisu): Giddy-up to the supermarket now!
Whale Ice Cream (Kujira Aisu): You'll be blubbering with joy once you taste it!
Oyster Ice Cream (Kaki Aisu): A hidden pearl in every container!
Spinach Ice Cream(Horenso Aisu): Try it with a little Olive Oyl!
Curdled Bean Ice Cream (Natto Aisu): You think the smell is bad, wait until you taste it!
Chicken, Lettuce & Potato, Seaweed, Silk, Wheat or Tulip Ice Cream are other possible delights. Perhaps you could try Stout beer, Potato Liquor (Shouchu) or Red wine flavours, but these ones at least seem edible (or drinkable).
So the next time you go grocery shopping, check out the frozen Ice Cream section and see what surprises are in store for you!