10 years have come and gone since the demise of Lady Di, so I'd like to take this opportunity to recycle a joke that came out back in the day.
Around the same time as Diana's fatal auto accident, Mother Teresa also died and received almost no press. Teresa was having a chat with St. Peter and as humbly as possible asked him a question. "I know I wasn't perfect, but I think I did a lot of good in the world, so I was wondering about something. I just saw Lady Di, and she had a halo, and could you tell me why I haven't yet received mine." St. Peter replied, "Oh that's not a Halo, that's a steering wheel."
I know, terribly bad taste. But thanks to Pat Varley for the reminder on this one.