Congratulations on the Arrival of Suri Cruise!
Actually, who really gives a rat's ass about more news from last year's champion for "The couple whose names we're most sick of hearing about"? But the birth of their Tom-Kitten" is news to some. The parents claim that it's a Hebrew name for "princess". Well, the Israelites state that there's only a very vague connection with that name's meaning. And why is an avowed Scientologist giving his daughter a Hebrew name? So did he really name it after the Hebrew nickname for Sarah or is the meaning more ominous?
In Japanese, the name SURI (掏り or すり) means pickpocket or sneak theif! What kind of a career are Tom & Katie planning for their daughter? Will she be a villain in the next Batman movie starring her mom?