My friend, Claire Voyant, sent me this:
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison?
It was reported as a small medium at large."
And I thought up this one: I went to a Palm Reader to find out why I'm so lonely. She said, "I can't help you until you shave your palms."
I fear that this blog is going to become the source of jokes for the Psychic Network. Keep sending them in...I foresee many more dumb puns in your future...Look out Dionne Warwick, you may soon be out of a job (but if she's truly psychic, she'll see it coming.)