Well then, this is the post for you. I shall show off my extensive chocolate collection, each little piece came free with a tea, usually Lipton. The only snag here is that most of them are made of plastic and are intended to be used as little straps to hang on your key chain or ケイタイ (keitai or cell phone). Some of these are real and I will intersperse them throughout the collection. Your task is to identify which ones are consumable. (A hint: whenever possible, I have photoshop-cropped off the strap itself, but you can sometimes see a glimmer of metal...that's not edible.)
First let's start off with a video of the Whizzo collection. (Warning: Lark's Vomit!)
Mmmm, yummy. Here is the above sketch performed live. Which do you prefer?
What follows is this strange little チクワクン.
See that freaky bear thing, you squeeze it and this rectangular goop with a face pops out.
Answers as to what it is real will be provided in the comments.