I'm Jack Bauer, Weak For My Daughter.

DJ Mixture, this is for you and your wife, the biggest 24 fans I know.

Just came across this odd advert for Season 6 of 24 on DVD. Right now, they're in their 3rd rerun of Season 4 on FOX right now, so I don't even know what happens in Season 5 yet. But if it's anything like this song, it promises to be exciting!



Here's a translation lifted from Japan Probe:

I'm Jack Bauer
Always in danger
I'm Jack Bauer
I never die
I'm Jack Bauer
I get pissed easily
I'm Jack Bauer
I'm actually a crybaby…

I'm Jack Bauer
To the guys who don't confess
I'm Jack Bauer
I yell at them from really close

I'm Jack Bauer
24th is 24's day
I'm Jack Bauer
Let's go to a rental video place

Song 2:

I'm Jack Bauer
I don't take orders from anyone
I'm Jack Bauer
And I drag everyone along
I'm Jack Bauer
I'm good with dealing with danger
I'm Jack Bauer
Weak for my daughter

I'm Jack Bauer
I'm an immortal man
I'm Jack Bauer
Sometimes I pass out
I'm Jack Bauer
My phone bill is crazy
I'm Jack Bauer
But my job pays for it

(ps. When does Jack go pee?)