Future possibilities of Superman's son...
If he isn't taught to share, he may pick on Batman's son.
If he doesn't use his powers for good, his dad may wipe out his powers.
Dad better keep an eye on his onanistic desires or he may grow hair in odd places.
He'd better get diving lessons or he'll be a flop.
He may turn Satanic.
How bad can he misbehave? Better let Lois punish him.
But hopefully he'll be an eloquent tot who'll play catch with papa.