I haven't shaved in over a month, nor had my haircut since May 31st (see that blog), so to avoid becoming mistaken for a humanzee, I decided to get a trim. Well 80 minutes later, I was done! My last cut was 10 minutes for 1,000 yen. This one cost me under 4,000 yen for 8 times as long.
I got my hair cut, my beard shaven, my eyebrows, ears, nose and forehead shaved, a head & shoulders massage, shampoo, etc. for 3,885! I didn't take them up on their offer of the Dr Evil look, so I don't have a shorn scrotum.
I won't be going the cheap route for awhile. This is the true Elixer of Youth!