Speaking of Spamalot,
I've been getting a lot of Spam lately. If I responded to every penile extension offer and were successful in achieving results, I'd be walking around with a CN Tower in my pants.
Speaking of the CN Tower, here's some photos of that vaunted spire jutting out in all its phallic glory into the Toronto skyline, next to the vulval Roger's Centre.
The CN Tower, at 553.33 metres (1,815 feet, 5 inches) tall, is the world's tallest freestanding structure on land. It is located in the city of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, and is considered the signature icon of the city; more than two million international visitors are attracted annually to the tower.
In comparison, Tokyo Tower
(東京タワー) is a tower in Shiba Park, Tokyo, Japan. It is 333 m (1093 ft) tall, making it the world's highest self-supporting iron tower and the tallest structure in Tokyo.