Oh Roe is me.
I tried to retire but then I saw this and had to post it. This saccarine filled duo of Shirley Temple clones would put a diabetic into insulin-shock. But these Tarako-cupie doll girls sell some kind of Cup Noodle with cod-roe (fish eggs). Here they perform live on a morning "news" show: (Be afraid...)
And here is one of their commercials. (Be very afraid.)