Have you put on weight?
The bi-monthly Sumo slapdown has concluded and Asa comes out the big winner.
I didn't get to watch many bouts (I forgot about them) but the one's I saw were eventful.
Sumo is one of the few sports where it's a compliment to comment on one's weight gain:
"Wow, have you put on weight? You're bloody huge. You've really let yourself go!"
"Thank you for noticing. I try to watch my figure. Let's hit the buffet."