Lock up your sons...
unless you can afford 3500$ US to spend 30-60 seconds with the Queen of Pop, Michael Jackson. We all know that MJ (man, I hate those initials) needs money to pay for his recent legal difficulties, so where better to go than to Tokyo and milk some money out of some gullible rubes. I will not speculate on his guilt wrt his recent battles with lawyers for he was found innocent of all charges. So then, of course, he must be innocent.
Throngs of younguns must agree with that assessment for they really like their Michael. For the full story, read Michael
And to view his arrival in Tokyo where he is mobbed by a swarm of fans, watch this:
Aren't you proud of me? I made it all the way through this post without making any stupid jokes!